JUST BECAUSE.

There once was a woman named Alice

who used a dynamite stick for a phallus

They found her vagina

in North Carolina

and a piece of her ass was in Dallas

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Poor alice, who lived in Corvallis

Had heard of, but not seen, the male phallus.

At her first sight of one

She started to run

And was last seen running through Dallas.

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A frustrated girl from the sticks

Once planted an acre of pricks.

Then came up in the fall

Up to ten inches tall,

And she'd milk them each morning as six. 

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A nympho of generous girth

Tried a dynamite stick just for mirth;

But her name wasn't Alice,

And her ass ain't in Dallas--

It barely got close to Fort Worth. 

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I can tell you right now without malice,

I've her asshole right here in North Dallas;

(Though they've pickled her spleen

To be shipped to the Queen,

Served with titties and cream at the Palace.) 

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Private parts lost of woman named Alice

In environs of Buckingham Palace.

Scattered there by untoward

Explosion. Reward.

Call J. Watson, attorney, in Dallas.

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It's good she did not choose plastique

To give her libido a tweak.

No pussy nor tits,

Not even her zits

Would be there to rebuild her physique.