BEWARE OF THE FUCKWITS, THEY MAY BITE.

HOW ABOUT A 'NTDM TELL THE DONORS WHERE THE STOLEN CASH WENT' DAY?

THAT'D BE NOVEL...

ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalisation is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalisation.

RAMEN!!!